DATE: 07-10-09
Art & Creativity English
Maths Vocabulary
                                                      KIDS CREATION
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
       Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange 
       and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand        him. Do you understand me?
       Son: No.
The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you."
       The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"
       The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.."
  

And since you know you cannot see yourself,
     so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
     will modestly discover to yourself,
     that of yourself which you yet know not of.                                     (William Shakespeare)
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
     With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
     And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.                                (William Shakespeare)
Blow, blow, thou winter wind
     Thou art not so unkind,
     As man's ingratitude.                                                                        ( William Shakespeare)